| me: what 'act of god' postponed the 1989 world series?
shlee: david the jesus.
me: what? you mean david dejesus?
shlee: yes.
me: well the answer was earthquake. you're wrong.
shlee: i thought you meant an 'active god' player. |
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| swoosh483: oh...and i was looking for a pair of dress socks in my drawer last night and i found the shirt you left in my apartment two years ago...it's shit like that that'll be the reason i won't be elected to political office |
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| i love guinness and yuengling and hate labatt and heineken, love lollipops and hot wings and hate chocolate and hot dogs, love jack and gin and hate vodka and tequila, love baseball and hate hockey, love the smell of grass and hate the smell of vanilla, love miami and hate florida state, love mint skoal and hate cigarettes, love driving from the tee box and hate driving off the fairway, love playing whiffleball and hate playing softball, love baseball tonight and hate outside the lines, love lakes and hate the ocean, love the sound of breaking glass and hate the sound of sister's drunk voice, love country and hate almost everything on mtv, love webgems and good pitching and hate d-hitters and their homeruns, love the yankees and hate the red sox, love england and hate italy, love d-wade and hate kobe, love daises and hate roses, love taco bell and hate mcdonald's, love devin hester and hate aj hawk, love jagerbombs and hate tequila shots, love sushi and hate lobster, love syracuse and hate uconn, love trucks and hate those fucking pt cruiser things, love the countryside and hate the city, love southern accents and hate new england accents, love skiing and hate snowboarding, love the bullet and hate the fox, love dogs and hate cats, love standard and hate automatic, love running laps and hate swimming laps, love ben wallace and hate tim duncan, love the giants and hate the patriots, love guys who think i know nothing about sports and hate girls who think they know something about sports, love new year's eve and hate valentine's day, love victoria's secret and hate every other store in the mall, love harold reynolds and hate rachael nichols, love dark roast black coffee and hate any other kind with anything in it, love orange gatorade and hate fruit punch gatorade, love going to ball games and hate going to the movies.. and most of all.. i love my muffs.. and.. yeah that's it. |
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| Fix is the friendliest chick in the whole world. Even though I might not be the friendliest at some times, she always IM's me to say hi. Or to see what I'm doing. She's a good friend. Yay.
Megfix is the person of 2006 already. |
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